Bad poetry for a good year

There once was a young man from Bern
Who'd never seen an equatorial fern
Summer all year long
Sounded terribly wrong
Till someone made him learn.

There once was a young woman from Singapore
Who nearly always observed the law
When out of the blue
As fresh as spring dew
Her hero proffered his paw.

Now the two go forth together
As advised, mindful of the weather
Always grateful for the sun
And rain - hopefully none!
For brollies give little pleasure.

Thank you for having been a part of our 2005,
best wishes and kisses for 2006!