10 steps to unsere gastfreundschaft
What do we do when friends come a-visiting?
1. Welcome them with open arms!
2. Bombard them with 100 questions first thing in the morning after their overnight train journey.
3. Talk non-stop the entire afternoon. Stuff them silly with Swiss Delight (Sprungli's Luxembourgeli).
4. Drive them to the countryside and set them to work in the kitchen. Chop chop, we're already running late for dinner!
5. Photograph them with a 40 day old baby. Again ... and again.
6. Force-feed them schwarzwaelder torte (blackforest cake).
7. Wish them a good night's sleep on a (single) camping mattress.
8. Rouse them for breakfast at the crack of dawn so Ste can enjoy some airtime too.
9. Make them buy us lunch at a superb vegetarian restaurant in the city centre.
10. Send them off at the airport/train station ... but only after confirming plans for our next pleasurable encounter.
